*note: I'm being sarcastic in this composition. Please take this topic with a grain of salt.
If you want to be remembered as the devil who went to church, here are some ways to do it. To start off, wear a shirt that is deemed inappropriate as church clothes. Wearing a shirt which has a sign like "God isn't real" or "Evolution is the truth" printed on it can surely raise some eyebrows on the devout worshippers especially the priest and the clergy. If you're a female, wear a miniskirt, it would blow their brains off for sure. Next, you can also bring some snacks with you. Munch your food and slurp your drinks as loud as you can. Burp after finishing your snack to emphasize the satisfaction. Adding fuel to the fire would be to gossip with your friends. Avoid listening to the priest's sermon. Laughing hysterically with your friends and shouting blasphemous expressions like "Oh my God!" or "Jesus Christ" would do as well. Sleeping in church would serve as the final blow. Snore if you really want to further frustrate the church goers. People go to church in order to worship, not engage into a deep slumber. Doing all of this will certainly gain you notoriety among the society as a heretic that deserves to be burned at stake.
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If you want to be remembered as the devil who went to church, here are some ways to do it. To start off, wear a shirt that is deemed inappropriate as church clothes. Wearing a shirt which has a sign like "God isn't real" or "Evolution is the truth" printed on it can surely raise some eyebrows on the devout worshippers especially the priest and the clergy. If you're a female, wear a miniskirt, it would blow their brains off for sure. Next, you can also bring some snacks with you. Munch your food and slurp your drinks as loud as you can. Burp after finishing your snack to emphasize the satisfaction. Adding fuel to the fire would be to gossip with your friends. Avoid listening to the priest's sermon. Laughing hysterically with your friends and shouting blasphemous expressions like "Oh my God!" or "Jesus Christ" would do as well. Sleeping in church would serve as the final blow. Snore if you really want to further frustrate the church goers. People go to church in order to worship, not engage into a deep slumber. Doing all of this will certainly gain you notoriety among the society as a heretic that deserves to be burned at stake.
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